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why the cunt-raping, cock-shitting, christ-fucking, arse-licking minge am i …

by necrobutcher on Jan.31, 2009, under true

fixing websites at half midnight on a friday night?

fuck that, i need a big bag of drugs, more alcohol than an Exodus tour rider and some blackened thrash metal

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aboutkirkcaldy.com

by necrobutcher on Jan.30, 2009, under roflz

on my daily travels of the internet, i came across this:

epiclolz

yes, thats right, without irony, google’s number 2 search result for Kirkcaldy admits that there is nothing to do there.

it is however missing some highlights of the social calender, for example:

Not to mention

  • the Scottish Hot Air Balloon Challenge in July!

Kirkcaldy – where the fun never ends ……

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help a special needs kid out

by necrobutcher on Jan.28, 2009, under roflz

emy needs to sell her Smackdown ticket

go buy it

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ok so my predictions were an epic fail

by necrobutcher on Jan.27, 2009, under true

no return for Christian in the rumble, kozlov didn’t win and RVD came back for the night. at least hacksaw was there, “HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”.

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predictions for the rumble

by necrobutcher on Jan.26, 2009, under true

rumble night and i’m nae watching it cause i’ve got cunting work tomorrow.

anyways, prediction for the rumble. Christian comes in at number 30, eliminates Khali/Taker/whoever is dominating. I’m hoping Kozlov comes from number 3 to win it, he’s the most talented new blood on the roster. Other than that, not too fussed. Just hoping for an Edge Vs Christian for the belt at Wrestlemania.

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gig on the 22nd, get your distended rectums down there

by necrobutcher on Jan.25, 2009, under choonz

new promo bastards GBH have set up a sexy gig you’d all better be at

its on the 22nd, night after i get back from exodus and overkill so my gash is gonna be aching from the thrashing it recieved but that’s nae excuse so if i don’t see every single fucking one of you down there, i’m gonna shit in your mums cunt and invite my gay black mate, Rondell down to fuck it back out of her. he’ll probably stab her afterwards and steal her purse too so aye, be there

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thrashtastic album of the week

by necrobutcher on Jan.21, 2009, under choonz

Gama Bomb - Citizen Brain

Gama Bomb - Citizen Brain

Gama Bomb – Citizen Brain is my thrashtastic album of the week for many reasons.

Zombies, time machines, hammers! What more could you ask for.

The main reason, however, is for the line in Hammer Slammer -
“Bring the hammer down,
And play a guitar solo!”

Then kicks into an awesome solo

Cannae wait to see em supporting Exodus & Overkill in less than a month

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Tunnah’s ideal woman

by necrobutcher on Jan.18, 2009, under roflz, true


all i gotta say is lolz

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if hitler and my ass had a baby

by necrobutcher on Jan.16, 2009, under roflz, true

we’d call it shitler

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Manilla Road – finally getting the respect they fucking deserve … maybe

by necrobutcher on Jan.16, 2009, under choonz

Formed in 1977, power metal before power metal existed, Manilla Road have released 14 albums of epic heavy metal. They are cited as a major influence by many of the power metal bands of the 90s, but up until now, they’ve had no love from the press or a decent record label.

I think its only fair that the guys from Manilla Road get the respect they deserve. Check out thier 1983 album, Crystal Logic. Its a beast!

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cannae find it? you are probably too fat!

try looking here:

if that doesn't work, pay a midget to go look for it.

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