Lisa: Look on the bright side, Dad. Did you know that the Chinese use the same word for “crisis” as they do for “opportunity?”

Homer: Yes! Crisatunity!

Cheap Cocaine Crisis

Apparently we are in the grip of a cheap cocaine crisis … CRISIS!!!!

All i have to say is crisatunity!

I do find it funny that the same week bankers lose their bonuses, cocaine prices plummet.  Gotta confess, I can’t wait for the streets to be full of coked up tramps, its going to be awesome!

that makes me cool. honest. you are jealous, i can tell.

Ironically lasts about four hours, and features the most depressed people you will ever encounter in your life.

Yes, that’s right, PETA have decided to re-brand …

FISH!

PETA have re-branded fish as Sea Kittens.

Congratulations PETA, you’ve surpassed yourselves. Check out the site. It’s a masterpiece of misinformation and uneducated vitriol all dressed up as facts for kids!

decided the site needed a new, less “add a shitty DIY image to the header of a basic design” look.

so last week i went on the hunt for a new template and found the very sexy Pixeled. I’ve added a new header image using the old sidewalk font from the last site and i’ve added a nice sheep skull bg off stock.xchng. tweaked the css a bit for the plugins i’m using and i’m pretty happy with how its turned out.

still gotta add in the last.fm recently played section but it does add significant time to the page load so i might just not bother.

not happy with ruining my entire childhood, this was on the Saturday Night Main Event DVD and ruined my life again. Fuck you, Koko B Ware

Ok so my rumble predictions sucked balls, partly cause we’ve not had the time to watch wrestling much lately but I’m fully caught up now and my predictions are as follows:

Matt Vs Jeff Hardy – Ladder Match
It’s been coming since the Rumble and its gonna be  a gayfest

Jericho Vs Unspecified Legend
Jericho’s been bad mouthing the legends and just beat on the Rowdy One so here’s hoping its Piper or, even better, Hogan that comes out at WM 25 and hits him with a big leg

HBK Vs The Taker
Would be a match for the ages if both parties are on fire. I can’t see the Taker losing as the WWE still needs him too bad but it could be fucking epic. Won’t beat Flair Vs HBK last year but its gonna kick ass if it happens

Money In The Bank
Don’t know who’s  gonna be in it, hopefully Finlay, Christian, Kozlov and some high flyers, Evan Bourne should be back. Should be awesome.

Cena Vs Edge
Seem’s likely, as long as Edge keeps the title til then.

and finally
Main Event: Triple H Vs Randy Orton
Could be another epic. Guest Referee? Stone Cold’s going in the Hall of Fame so it seem’s likely

Plus hopefully, Pete Rose will take a brutal suplex off Kozlov. I’d love to see Terry Funk back in action as he’s going into the Hall of Fame too but at 64, its doubtful. Then again, the man wrestled retirement matches in each of the last 3 decades. Hopefully we’ll see him make that 4 in 2010.

my gash was definitely thrashed

stayed in the same hotel as overkill so we got to see Bobby Blitz and Derek Tailer havin breakfast

Torture Squad opened the gig and blew everyone away. Young, tight, fast and thrashing, just how i like my girls!

Gama Bomb were a bit of a disappointment as the sound let them down. Still a laugh and their new album still makes me cum.

As for the mighty Exodus, they were as brutal as ever. Nick Barker was filling in on drums and did an awesome job.

Overkill then proceeded to destroy everything. There wasn’t a second of the set where the whole place wasn’t going crazy.

Set lists for anyone who cares:

Exodus
The Last Act of Defiance
Fabulous Disaster
Piranha
Iconoclasm
And Then There Were None
A Lesson In Violence
Brain Dead
War Is My Shepherd
Bonded By Blood
The Toxic Waltz

Overkill
Deny The Cross
Evil Never Dies
Hammerhead
Hello From The Gutter
Rotten To The Core
Elimination
Skull & Bones
Feel The Fire
In Union We Stand
Overkill

Horrorscope
Fuck You into
Motorhead’s Overkill

They even had Phil ‘Philty Animal’ Taylor on drums.

Well worth the trip to London! i spent £70 on bullet belts too so i can rock the destruction look or alternatively do a Jodie Marsh

because I’m a lover AND a fighter!

Chantelle, on the subject of the green frog hand puppet i bought her from ASDA:

“and don’t worry, if you get drunk, its got a hole so you can fuck it”

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