A moped might reach 30.

this one is well nicked

i think it’s important that the law takes into account not only the fact that a rape occured but also the motives behind it.

a hate-rape, for example, might consist of a man grabbing the first OAP he can find and violating them rectally whilst stabbing them in the head

a love-rape, however, is the ultimate compliment. a love rape consists of a lubed up penetration, all the while reassuring the victim by saying “its ok, megan fox” as you gently stroke her hair.

and that is why i think all rape should be legal

now, here’s a picture of megan fox so we can all think about what we’d do to her whilst, of course, gently stroking her hair and saying “its ok, megan fox”.

its ok, megan fox

that’s a bit ambitious is it not. he’s had motor neurone disease for 40 years now.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5193802/Family-of-Stephen-Hawking-hopeful-of-full-recovery-after-hospital-admission.html

the beautiful Dedridge

Yes, livingstoni.co.uk truly is the one-stop shop for pictures of the concrete 70/80’s monstrosities that make up west lothian. I particularly enjoyed Dedridge. It is a beautiful spot, I’d well advise a day out in Dedridge, just leave your valuables at home and I hope you don’t mind getting stabbed.

you can have The Trooper, cause I’m nice like that

you know what i’d like for christmas?

a wet kelly clarkson .... MTV knows me so well

i’d do terrible terrible things to you too

ok so its friday afternoon and all urge to work has gone completely, i’m gonna suggest that we all enjoy the world’s greatest glam band, Limozeen at their finest.

Now, everyone together

(I’ve got the)
Heart of a Lion
And the wings of a Bat
Because it’s Midnite