on seeing the name Lynyrd Skynyrd, she asks me “Who’s Lynyrd Skynyrd? i know that name”.

she then proceeds to ask “Is he a comedian? An actor?”.

i am embarrassed both for her and for me

here’s Skynyrd at there finest in way of reparations

Boston’s Ravage who have just signed to Metal Blade, a perfect mix of NWOBHM, Thrash and Power metal. Check em out on the ol’ myspace and get that gash thoroughly thrashed!

Ravage – Curse Of Heaven

Ravage – Nightcrawler (Judas Priest Cover)

after a horrible morning of hate/complaints I need this

Mmmmmmmegan Fox

I’d go to every single BNP rally and shoot every single one of the fuckers … cause I’m tolerant like that.

i'd probably start with this one-eyed fuck

Ninja Scooter Simulator

product design in 1988 was so much better than current efforts. look at that box art, don’t you just wanna buy it now!

now lets compare it with septuple-A 2007 release Halo 3.

Halo 3 - sold more copies than the bible ... maybe

what does its box tell us?

• its rated 15+
• it supports 60Hz tvs
• the Sun likes it.

now lets examine what its missing:

• ninjas
• scooters
• a £1.99 price tag
• a pink and black striped background

what i’m getting at is that in 1988, they knew product design.

Megan Fox in hotpants straddling a bike

i’ve got something she can straddle.

Dreamer Deciever on the Old Grey Whistle Test in 1975

34 years ago.

Not her own choice though

According to ‘Good Blog Posting Ettiquette” i’d put a picture in here now but I often scroll through my site when on the hunt for some quick n’ easy wank material, hence the Megan Fox posts. Were I to post a picture of Susan Boyle, it’d kill my hard-on quicker than that ginger from Girls Aloud.

because that's rustlers' job!

i can tell you are jealous!