So John Bush is back for one night only and I’m going to see him. Here’s my prayer to the metal god (Halford) for this to be the setlist:

1. Indians
2. Got The Time
3. Antisocial
4. Death Rider
5. Black Lodge
6. Only
7. Safe Home

Encore

1. Armed & Dangerous
2. Madhouse

This would make me very fucking happy! I’d also sneak in a cheeky wee Cowboy Song seeing as Thin Lizzy aren’t playing

Anthrax + Bush reunion please be permanent

I’m still hoping for a full reunion with Bush so we can get a follow up to the fucking awesome We’ve Come For You All

Yes, I know. In a recent post, I berated the UK government for voting for Trident submarines but now I’m going to berate the US government for cancelling the F-22 Raptors. You know why? Because the Raptor is fucking sexy!

F-22 Raptor

AC-130 Spectre

A-10 Thunderbolt

Vulcan Bomber

Tornado

AN-225 - World's Biggest Plane

Ok, this last one isn’t military but it deserves a mention for being FUCKING HUGE.

preferably as their kids are asleep.

They should be glad I’m not planning on introducing this system retroactively.  I’m including MEPs in this because Nick Griffin is number one of my list.

• why am I no longer able to drink in the street?
• why am I no longer able to go anywhere without being on CCTV 24/7?
• why is the porn I enjoy going to be illegal by the end of the year?
• why has political correctness gone mad?
• why are the police allowed to arrest me and hold me for weeks without charge?
• why is my writing this post probably against the law despite my right to free speech?

the list goes on.

I’ll tell you why. Because every MP that actually represents the rights of their constituents ends up vilified by the tabloid press and ends up quitting the cabinet over issues they feel strongly about. I understand where they are coming from. Being in the same room as the majority of houses of parliaments, money grabbing scum that they are, would drive me to murder in about 30 seconds.

London's riot plice hard at work

Currently, if an MP mis-represents their constituents or abuses their power, what do we do? We take away funding for their duck pond, we stop cleaning their moat. Never mind the fact they went to war against our wishes, voted for Trident submarines we didn’t want and use riot police on every peaceful protest they fucking see.

What we really need is a system as follows. When MPs sell their constituents out for more money and golf games with oil company executives, media barons and the like, we get to decapitate them nail their heads to the speaker’s chair in the House of Commons.

I’m too angry to continue writing so I’m just going to post this half assed, badly written piece of crap and go fetch my fucking paraffin.

here it is:

My top artists on Last.fm and Priest are in their rightful place at number 1. Plus it does an awesome flippy thing on each one. Last.fm, I love you again.

Man attacked by a buzzard. Lolz.

Most hilarious story I’ve read all day.

So many good quotes:

I was jogging along a very quiet lane near the river at about 9am when I suddenly felt something on the back of my head.I thought somebody had thrown some heavy sacking or carpet at me but I couldn’t see anyone.

And

I have brown hair and I wasn’t sure if the buzzard had mistaken me for a big, slow rabbit so I decided not to take any chances and invested in a hat. I had wanted to get a bicycle helmet but thought I’d look a bit stupid in that so I went for a sun hat instead.

You are all jealous, I know

This is my desk in the office, complete with 2 1680×1050 monitors for dual desktop Megan Fox goodness, a shitty £1.56 Ikea lamp and the 24 empty cans of Relentless (plus 1 Rockstar) I have drunk in the last 3 weeks. I know you want it, but you can’t have it!

Article here.

Surely ’satisfactory’ is a relative term. If I’d just run some cunt over, ’satisfactory’ would imply that they were dead, dying or at least paraplegic.

I know they should be put up on Wednesdays but if you don’t like it, you can suck my fucking dick.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMegan Fox