preferably as their kids are asleep.

They should be glad I’m not planning on introducing this system retroactively.  I’m including MEPs in this because Nick Griffin is number one of my list.

• why am I no longer able to drink in the street?
• why am I no longer able to go anywhere without being on CCTV 24/7?
• why is the porn I enjoy going to be illegal by the end of the year?
• why has political correctness gone mad?
• why are the police allowed to arrest me and hold me for weeks without charge?
• why is my writing this post probably against the law despite my right to free speech?

the list goes on.

I’ll tell you why. Because every MP that actually represents the rights of their constituents ends up vilified by the tabloid press and ends up quitting the cabinet over issues they feel strongly about. I understand where they are coming from. Being in the same room as the majority of houses of parliaments, money grabbing scum that they are, would drive me to murder in about 30 seconds.

London's riot plice hard at work

Currently, if an MP mis-represents their constituents or abuses their power, what do we do? We take away funding for their duck pond, we stop cleaning their moat. Never mind the fact they went to war against our wishes, voted for Trident submarines we didn’t want and use riot police on every peaceful protest they fucking see.

What we really need is a system as follows. When MPs sell their constituents out for more money and golf games with oil company executives, media barons and the like, we get to decapitate them nail their heads to the speaker’s chair in the House of Commons.

I’m too angry to continue writing so I’m just going to post this half assed, badly written piece of crap and go fetch my fucking paraffin.