A scumbag of (thankfully) good breeding. I’m a middle class cunt with nothing better to do than offend people and generally cunt about. Luckily I’m handsome enough to get away with it (mostly). Like my music, my drinking and my partying. Usually found in and around the Cowgate, Edinburgh. If i’m not there, i’m working or i’m at a gig. My hobbies include having a mullet, falling over and being hated. At these things i am very good.

JD is the way forward. That and beastly heavy choonz. And old school WWF & ECW wrestling. It just isnt the same any more!

I’ve got a woman who’s pretty fuckin awesome. We get very drunk and are amused by simple things. Sometimes i wonder if she has special needs but shes totally amazing.

Anyways, i’m quite simple and as long as i’ve got a beer or JD in my hand, i’m usually a pretty happy guy. Unless phil is about. I hate phil. He’s tard-core.