Not her own choice though

According to ‘Good Blog Posting Ettiquette” i’d put a picture in here now but I often scroll through my site when on the hunt for some quick n’ easy wank material, hence the Megan Fox posts. Were I to post a picture of Susan Boyle, it’d kill my hard-on quicker than that ginger from Girls Aloud.

dear electrical goods manufacturers,

next time you create an exciting new camera/phone*/mp3  player/USB anal pleasurer and you get to thinking I know what the public wants, another proprietary USB cable, STOP! We don’t want any more fucking cables! I know you think the industry standard sizes aren’t the right shape for your device, well, hows about trying some other ideas before creating yet another USB cable, indistinguishable from the next but which won’t actually fit in any other fucking device!

a VERY small selection of the MANY proprietary USB cables i have to root through every time i want to use one of my many USB cameras/phones*/sex toys

unless you ABSOLUTELY have to, please consider using an industry standard and making everyone’s lives a little easier.

* NOTE: mobile phone chargers used to be on my list of ‘things-to-hate-on’ but it seems they have finally settled on a standard which should be rolled out in 2010. they will however remain on this list if they turn out to be a bunch of lying cunt-bastards!