I know about half my posts revolve around how shit the WWF has become but here’s a prime example:

Royal Rumble 2010:

WWE Royal Rumble 2010

Royal Rumble 1994:

WWE Royal Rumble 1994

Now, one of these looks like a genuinely exciting, amazing event for all the family. The other just looks like a faggot GAP advert.

Children who blog, text or use social networking websites have better writing skills than those who do not, according to the National Literacy Trust.

What! Kid’s that write stuff in their free time have better writing skills than those who don’t! Who could have predicted that?

Thank you National Literary Trust!

Naught Cherry!

Sexy Lemon

Simon Simpkins, a father of two, said he was shocked at the “pornographic” poses when he bought the sour candy for his children Benjamin and Ofelia.

Mr Simpkins, of Pontefract, West Yorks, told The Sun: “The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter.

“The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face. I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.”

Haribo said the sweets, which feature illustrations of lemon, lime and cherry characters, said the “fun” packaging was introduced in Germany in 2002.

A spokesman said: “This jovial MAOAM man is very popular with fans, both young and old.”

Everything about this story is fucking hilarious.

Man attacked by a buzzard. Lolz.

Most hilarious story I’ve read all day.

So many good quotes:

I was jogging along a very quiet lane near the river at about 9am when I suddenly felt something on the back of my head.I thought somebody had thrown some heavy sacking or carpet at me but I couldn’t see anyone.

And

I have brown hair and I wasn’t sure if the buzzard had mistaken me for a big, slow rabbit so I decided not to take any chances and invested in a hat. I had wanted to get a bicycle helmet but thought I’d look a bit stupid in that so I went for a sun hat instead.

If you like your death metal brutal (with a U, not 2 0s you shandy cunts) then check out North Carolina’s filthiest pornogrind merchants Cesspool of Vermin. These guys are lyrical genius of the same level as Prince or Joe Elliot. Take Sodomizing The Elderly:

I slap her dentures out with my meat
Slam it deep in her crusted hole.
Blood it spews from hemorrhoids.
Balls deep in ancient ass.
Knocking the dust off the wrinkled cunt.
Use her walking cane as a sex toy.
Blow my load in her hair.
Use my spunk as denture cream.
Fondling her sagging breasts.
Forcing her to gum my rod.
Your grandma is now my sex slave.

Sheer lyrical perfection! The drumming is tight, riffs are shred-tastic and generally fuckin awesome.

Go buy their shit now and jam it as far up your gaping cunt as you can!

Sexiest Shirt Ever!

Women fucking love it

Dougie P Diddy - License To Ph-ill

Strachs’s masterpiece

The Jackson 4

Not her own choice though

According to ‘Good Blog Posting Ettiquette” i’d put a picture in here now but I often scroll through my site when on the hunt for some quick n’ easy wank material, hence the Megan Fox posts. Were I to post a picture of Susan Boyle, it’d kill my hard-on quicker than that ginger from Girls Aloud.