Sarah Harding in St Trinians

Mmmmmmmm

Fuck Yes

Holy Jesus FUCK!

And now i’m gonna be thrown out the cinema for wanking again!

Yes, I know. In a recent post, I berated the UK government for voting for Trident submarines but now I’m going to berate the US government for cancelling the F-22 Raptors. You know why? Because the Raptor is fucking sexy!

F-22 Raptor

AC-130 Spectre

A-10 Thunderbolt

Vulcan Bomber

Tornado

AN-225 - World's Biggest Plane

Ok, this last one isn’t military but it deserves a mention for being FUCKING HUGE.

I know they should be put up on Wednesdays but if you don’t like it, you can suck my fucking dick.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMegan Fox

after a horrible morning of hate/complaints I need this

Mmmmmmmegan Fox

Megan Fox in hotpants straddling a bike

i’ve got something she can straddle.

i think it’s important that the law takes into account not only the fact that a rape occured but also the motives behind it.

a hate-rape, for example, might consist of a man grabbing the first OAP he can find and violating them rectally whilst stabbing them in the head

a love-rape, however, is the ultimate compliment. a love rape consists of a lubed up penetration, all the while reassuring the victim by saying “its ok, megan fox” as you gently stroke her hair.

and that is why i think all rape should be legal

now, here’s a picture of megan fox so we can all think about what we’d do to her whilst, of course, gently stroking her hair and saying “its ok, megan fox”.

its ok, megan fox

you know what i’d like for christmas?

a wet kelly clarkson .... MTV knows me so well

i’d do terrible terrible things to you too

i'd do terrible things to you

terrible terrible things. you are disgustingly hot.