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Where did it all go wrong?

necrobutcher — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 11:29:32 +0000

I know about half my posts revolve around how shit the WWF has become but here’s a prime example:

Royal Rumble 2010:

WWE Royal Rumble 2010

Royal Rumble 1994:

WWE Royal Rumble 1994

Now, one of these looks like a genuinely exciting, amazing event for all the family. The other just looks like a faggot GAP advert.

Children who blog, text or use social networking websites have better writing skills than those who do not, according to the National Literacy Trust.

necrobutcher — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:52:07 +0000

Children who blog, text or use social networking websites have better writing skills than those who do not, according to the National Literacy Trust.

What! Kid’s that write stuff in their free time have better writing skills than those who don’t! Who could have predicted that?

Thank you National Literary Trust!

Forza 3 – Content Install Failed

necrobutcher — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:54:36 +0000

Ok so I’ve seen this error about 100 times when I put disc 1 in, follow the instructions, put disc 2 in and get a Content Install Failed.

To fix, go to your dashboard, go along to Settings then Memory. Find Forza 3, delete the corrupted data then start it up. Once into the menus, don’t pick install. Instead go to Free Play, pick a car etc. When you get to Track Select, go along to Fujima (Locked) and pick it. It will ask if you want to install. Pick yes and put in disc 2.

That’s what worked for me. Hope it helps.

the best news story ever / why i love the middle class

necrobutcher — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 09:23:28 +0000

Naught Cherry!

Sexy Lemon

Simon Simpkins, a father of two, said he was shocked at the “pornographic” poses when he bought the sour candy for his children Benjamin and Ofelia.

Mr Simpkins, of Pontefract, West Yorks, told The Sun: “The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter.

“The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face. I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.”

Haribo said the sweets, which feature illustrations of lemon, lime and cherry characters, said the “fun” packaging was introduced in Germany in 2002.

A spokesman said: “This jovial MAOAM man is very popular with fans, both young and old.”

Everything about this story is fucking hilarious.

Tuesday Morning Wankgazm

necrobutcher — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 10:11:15 +0000

Sarah Harding in St Trinians

Mmmmmmmm

Fuck Yes

Holy Jesus FUCK!

And now i’m gonna be thrown out the cinema for wanking again!

if one picture were to sum up Sonisphere

necrobutcher — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 13:35:40 +0000

it would be the one cause Anthrax were on fucking fire!

Bush is the motherfucking man!

Pic chored off the ever heavy http://www.thrashhits.com/

anyone else think Mnemic need to get their own fucking album art?

necrobutcher — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 23:41:48 +0000

Turbonegro - Party Animals - 2005

Mnemic - Passenger - 2007

Dream Anthrax Setlist

necrobutcher — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 13:45:56 +0000

So John Bush is back for one night only and I’m going to see him. Here’s my prayer to the metal god (Halford) for this to be the setlist:

Indians
Got The Time
Antisocial
Death Rider
Black Lodge
Only
Safe Home

Encore

Armed & Dangerous
Madhouse

This would make me very fucking happy! I’d also sneak in a cheeky wee Cowboy Song seeing as Thin Lizzy aren’t playing

Anthrax + Bush reunion please be permanent

I’m still hoping for a full reunion with Bush so we can get a follow up to the fucking awesome We’ve Come For You All

In honour of the now cancelled F-22 Raptors, here’s a gallery of plane porn

necrobutcher — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 09:14:49 +0000

Yes, I know. In a recent post, I berated the UK government for voting for Trident submarines but now I’m going to berate the US government for cancelling the F-22 Raptors. You know why? Because the Raptor is fucking sexy!

F-22 Raptor

AC-130 Spectre

A-10 Thunderbolt

Vulcan Bomber

Tornado

AN-225 - World's Biggest Plane

Ok, this last one isn’t military but it deserves a mention for being FUCKING HUGE.

From now on, for every civil liberty the government takes from me, I’m going to torch an MP’s house

necrobutcher — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:21:21 +0000

preferably as their kids are asleep.

They should be glad I’m not planning on introducing this system retroactively. I’m including MEPs in this because Nick Griffin is number one of my list.

why am I no longer able to drink in the street?
why am I no longer able to go anywhere without being on CCTV 24/7?
why is the porn I enjoy going to be illegal by the end of the year?
why has political correctness gone mad?
why are the police allowed to arrest me and hold me for weeks without charge?
why is my writing this post probably against the law despite my right to free speech?

the list goes on.

I’ll tell you why. Because every MP that actually represents the rights of their constituents ends up vilified by the tabloid press and ends up quitting the cabinet over issues they feel strongly about. I understand where they are coming from. Being in the same room as the majority of houses of parliaments, money grabbing scum that they are, would drive me to murder in about 30 seconds.

London's riot plice hard at work

Currently, if an MP mis-represents their constituents or abuses their power, what do we do? We take away funding for their duck pond, we stop cleaning their moat. Never mind the fact they went to war against our wishes, voted for Trident submarines we didn’t want and use riot police on every peaceful protest they fucking see.

What we really need is a system as follows. When MPs sell their constituents out for more money and golf games with oil company executives, media barons and the like, we get to decapitate them nail their heads to the speaker’s chair in the House of Commons.

I’m too angry to continue writing so I’m just going to post this half assed, badly written piece of crap and go fetch my fucking paraffin.