All Day Fest

Lipid, Pitiful Reign, River Freshney, Lifeless, Visceral Attack, Aggressus, Circle of Tyrants and Necropolis will all be thrashing gashes and its gonna be a good day! Get down there, down some beers and thrash til death! Starts at 3pm, £5 on the door.

new promo bastards GBH have set up a sexy gig you’d all better be at

its on the 22nd, night after i get back from exodus and overkill so my gash is gonna be aching from the thrashing it recieved but that’s nae excuse so if i don’t see every single fucking one of you down there, i’m gonna shit in your mums cunt and invite my gay black mate, Rondell down to fuck it back out of her. he’ll probably stab her afterwards and steal her purse too so aye, be there

Friday night:

• Attica Rage
• Lycanthrope
• Ten Tonne Dozer

and the mighty

• Dog Fuckin Tired

are at the Ark. Dog Tired are always awesome live and Attica Rage have some beastly choons if you like your metal old school. Their debut album Ruin Nation is fucking sexy!

Then on Saturday at the GRV

Scotland’s filthiest party mongers, Certain Death are gonna be bringin’ the noise along with Exhibit A and My Minds Weapon.

So aye, cya there!

stan bush says

Stan Bush says “Get down to the GRV tonight!”

Certain Death, Flat Iron, Dog TIred and the best band on the fucking planet, Cancerous Womb are thrashing their dirty wee arses at the GRV tonight and if you don’t come, Stan Bush is gonna give Van Damme a call and get all kickboxer on your faces.

So aye, we better see you down there tonight. Doors are at 7, first band is at 8 and Phil is gonna lose his virginity about 9:30 to one of G’s sexy basslines.

Dime Night!

Everyone is coming down to the GRV to get wrecked and thrash their gash in honour of Dimebag.

There are some sexy sexy bands playing:

• Penicuik’s down tuned riff merchants, Dog Fuckin’ Tired
• Hardcore crossover thrash-hop from Kirkcaldy’s finest, Certain Fuckin’ Death

and

• Filthy rape music from your 5 yr old sister’s bedroom, Cancerous Fuckin’ Womb

So aye, give Municipal Waste a miss cause this is gonna be the gig of the fuckin year!

I’ll leave ya with the Death and a bit of a Sex Drive